10-18-57 - 02-02-22
''I'm not scared to die when it's my time and the good lord decides to take me then that's it we can't do nothing to stop it but I will not just roll over and let this cancer take me .. ''
Facebook and world mourn the loss of one of the most prolific Fart Meme posters of all time. One out of every three posts were about flatulence. Billy Ray Bodiford, also known as the ''Scourge of Waco'' was born in Ft Hood Texas on October 18th 1957. Billy faced cancer like he faced everything in life, fighting it all the way, but eventually losing this battle. Although he was described by friends and family as a ''cur'' and a ''Tough SOB'', he succumbed to everything on 02-02-22.
Billy is survived by his wife Sharon Bodiford who had to put up with Billy for 36 years. A steady diet of alcohol and nicotine made their marriage work. From what Sharon can remember they had a good time on most days and she wouldn't change anything. Billy crossed one end of the country to the other with Sharon as part of a husband and wife trucking team.
Billy is also survived Kerri Moore and Kevin Jackson. Dr. Spock wrote the book on child-rearing and Billy threw it out. His thoughts on raising children ''I did what was asked of me. I stepped up and raised them. Really they were already messed up and sometimes they run a little slow. If you aren't happy with they way they turned out then screw you. ''
Also left to battle it out for his vast collection of swords and knives are his grandchildren Devon, Jasmine, DJ, Mikey, Noah, and Skylar. Leaving specific instructions in his will ''each child is to have a blade dropped in front of them and they will have to battle it out until there is only one''. The children seem disinterested in them anyway so all should be well.
And one thing Billy really wanted known after his passing is that he only let Eddie think he was his BFF. In reality he tolerated him for his daughter.
One of Billy's final thoughts before he departed was:
''You come from dust.
You will return to dust.
That's why I don't dust.
It could be someone I know.''
Now his grandchildren will never dust.